Já não me lembrava de escrever neste espaço, mas hoje deparei-me com este anuncio e resolvi partilhar com todos vós. Este sim é o melhor anuncio alguma vez publicado, a finalidade é simples e directa. Qual rodeios a tentar esconder a verdadeira razão do anuncio? Assim mesmo é que se faz!
quarta-feira, agosto 18, 2010
Um tanto original!
sexta-feira, maio 15, 2009
Mais vale abrandar nos meus ensaios*
...antes que o meu braço também se gaste....
a sério:
HELL, HERE I COME!
*ou "A questão é; será que ele consegue dedilhar (cotolhar não soa bem)?"
domingo, maio 10, 2009
quarta-feira, maio 06, 2009
domingo, maio 03, 2009
terça-feira, abril 28, 2009
segunda-feira, abril 27, 2009
quinta-feira, abril 23, 2009
terça-feira, abril 21, 2009
Inspirational Poster Ideas
Sayings you'd like to see on office inspirational posters:
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity ... probably has a scapegoat.
ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE.....
We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!
2 days without a Human Rights Violation!
If at first you don't succeed -- try management.
It's only unethical if you get caught.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Never quit until you have another job.
Work harder slaves!
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
If you can read this, you're not working!
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
Pride, commitment, teamwork -- words we use to get you to work for free.
Succeed in spite of management.
Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
Cúmulo da infantilidade
As grávidas, em defesa da sua infantilidade, afirmam: «todas temos uma criança dentro de nós.»
O célebre tarado fora de moda
Tantas vezes era citado, que quando passou a sua moda passou a ex-citado.
sexta-feira, abril 17, 2009
segunda-feira, abril 06, 2009
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