Mais vale abrandar nos meus ensaios*

...antes que o meu braço também se gaste....






























a sério:



HELL, HERE I COME!



*ou "A questão é; será que ele consegue dedilhar (cotolhar não soa bem)?"

So long bitches... filme do ano

The Hangover

Talvez inspirado em:



Sem ofensa para o gorila.

Pac-man!

SABBATH, YEAH!!

Melhor que o Pako

Mourinho é quem manda!

Eddie Murphy back in 1983

Terá sido o Sócras?

Belíssimas construções!

Contributo Zorg!

Kill it with pressure!

(thanks BiToh)

ok.

religion is the devil

Vídeo do mês... do ano... do século...

stealing

Inspirational Poster Ideas

Sayings you'd like to see on office inspirational posters:

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity ... probably has a scapegoat.

ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE.....

We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

If at first you don't succeed -- try management.

It's only unethical if you get caught.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Never quit until you have another job.

Work harder slaves!

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

If you can read this, you're not working!

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

Pride, commitment, teamwork -- words we use to get you to work for free.

Succeed in spite of management.

Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

Cúmulo da infantilidade

As grávidas, em defesa da sua infantilidade, afirmam: «todas temos uma criança dentro de nós.»

O célebre tarado fora de moda

Tantas vezes era citado, que quando passou a sua moda passou a ex-citado.

ai opah...

Video time

Shi = she + wii

Quem quiser ir para o Inferno, que clique aqui

1-800-flowers

i ain't telling you my name

Pantera fans in love

Salad Fingers

Mactini!!!!

Benny Acartney

Slayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

Extreme football

Run, Óscar, Run!

Ânimo!

Erm...

mmmmmmmmmmm

Vídeos do semestre

metal by numbers

wall of nice

beat box

Parkour à antiga

MELTDOWN!

PASSARAM-SE!



Chris Berman gets a little frustrated. Caught on-camera in 2000 just before Monday Night Football returned from com­mercial: Why does everybody all of a sudden have to move? Youve got two fucking hours to move around. Wait 10 minutes. Jesus!...Its like no one has worked on TV here before! Jesus!



Se equivoca y ...modo freak out!!!

Dramatic!

ESTÁS FLOODIDO

"Assopra"!

A infância do Prédeitoreh não foi fácil

Qual é o doce mais hilariante do mundo?

É o Pão-de-Lol.

:|

Salto fantástico... ver até ao fim

All I want for X-mas...